1
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The circus is in town.

2
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- Hey, you!
- Stop!

3
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Punch, Judy.

4
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I call it Joker Putty.

5
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And I can tum anything into it.

6
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Ta-ta. Farewell.

7
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Hold it, Joker! Lower your weapon.

8
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You the man.

9
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Go!

10
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He made you look like clowns.

11
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Six months ago, Gotham had
the lowest crime late in the nation.

12
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Yesterday, we were declared
the world's scariest city!

13
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And that was before
Joker's latest escapade.

14
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But, chief, most of the guys on that board
are in prison now, or Arkham.

15
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And who received credit for those busts?

16
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You? Or you, Yin?

17
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I know it wasn't you, Bennett.

18
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So tell me, who?

19
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Well, the Batman, I guess.

20
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That's right. The Batman.

21
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Well, I'm tired <i>of</i> clowns and vigilantes:
turning my department into a laughingstock.

22
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So say hello to my new zero-tolerance
policy against all these freaks.

23
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No exceptions.

24
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And for starters, I want Gotham's
finest to take down Joker.

25
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Before the Batman does, capeesh?

26
00:03:55,439 --> 00:03:59,500
Chief Rojas, I'm going out on a limb here,
but I've been thinking...

27
00:04:01,912 --> 00:04:07,680
...maybe we'd have more success
if we tried working with Bats.

28
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Working with the Batman?

29
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Maybe you could wear spandex
and be the Bat's sidekick!

30
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You'd better figure out where
your loyalties lie, detective, and fast.

31
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If Gotham belongs to Joker...

32
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...the dull face of tragedy...

33
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...rnust become
the rubber face of comedy.

34
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Joker Putty, work your magic!

35
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Joker.

36
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The Batman.

37
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Punch and Judy, my marionettes.

38
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Keep the Bat busy.

39
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The artiste must not be disturbed.

40
00:06:04,935 --> 00:06:06,368
They're up there.

41
00:06:09,073 --> 00:06:10,904
You take Joker. The Batman's mine.

42
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Bennett, what are you trying to prove?

43
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Bennett!

44
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Hold it, Bats!

45
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Detective, we're on the same side.

46
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Tell it to the chief.

47
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Hold the mayo!

48
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I'm the vandal here.

49
00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:00,216
You mean to tell me the chief of police
considers this vigilante...

50
00:07:00,391 --> 00:07:04,225
...a greater menace than
the Clown Prince of Crime?

51
00:07:04,395 --> 00:07:07,228
Why. that's an outrage! An insult!

52
00:07:08,899 --> 00:07:11,732
In fact, detective, I resemble that remark.

53
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They never give you enough rope.

54
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<i>Bun voyage.</i>

55
00:07:37,261 --> 00:07:38,990
The Joker's getting away.

56
00:07:39,163 --> 00:07:40,755
At least I got you.

57
00:08:12,196 --> 00:08:13,458
Take my hand.

58
00:08:17,167 --> 00:08:21,297
- You all right, partner?
- Yeah, yeah. Thanks.

59
00:08:21,472 --> 00:08:23,372
The Batman!

60
00:08:27,044 --> 00:08:30,480
Rojas is gonna eat me alive.

61
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City champions that year, I believe.

62
00:08:36,854 --> 00:08:39,322
I suppose in a way you both still are.

63
00:08:40,157 --> 00:08:44,594
Alfred, how would you feel
about bringing Ethan into the fold?

64
00:08:44,762 --> 00:08:48,664
Allow someone besides myself
to know the Batman's identity?

65
00:08:48,832 --> 00:08:51,323
I'm certain Detective Bennett
can be trusted.

66
00:08:51,502 --> 00:08:52,935
Trust isn't the issue.

67
00:08:53,103 --> 00:08:55,298
Ethan needs to know the truth...

68
00:08:55,472 --> 00:08:59,499
...before circumstances force
one of us to harm the other.

69
00:09:03,914 --> 00:09:08,044
Joker remakes the largest monument
in Gotham in his own image.

70
00:09:08,419 --> 00:09:11,320
In effect, telling us he owns this city.

71
00:09:11,488 --> 00:09:14,651
And you let him
and the Batman get away?

72
00:09:15,059 --> 00:09:19,086
Chief Rojas, Bennett nearly had the Bat,
but the scaffolding gave way...

73
00:09:19,263 --> 00:09:20,525
Yin, it's all right.

74
00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:23,258
No, Bennett, I don't think it is all right.

75
00:09:23,434 --> 00:09:27,461
One more blunder like tonight
and you can kiss your badge goodbye.

76
00:09:31,008 --> 00:09:33,670
You've gotta be under
a lot of pressure to catch Joker.

77
00:09:33,844 --> 00:09:35,675
Yeah. Among others.

78
00:09:36,313 --> 00:09:40,215
Well, Ethan, you're not the
only crime-fighter in Gotham.

79
00:09:41,752 --> 00:09:44,016
I mean, what about your partner?

80
00:09:44,188 --> 00:09:45,951
What, Yin? Oh, she's cool.

81
00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:48,421
I mean, she's on top of things.
Good cop.

82
00:09:48,592 --> 00:09:50,059
My closest friend, probably.

83
00:09:50,227 --> 00:09:52,320
I mean, besides you, of course.

84
00:09:52,496 --> 00:09:54,396
We should all have coffee sometime.

85
00:09:54,565 --> 00:09:57,534
Yeah, I'm not sure I'm Ellen's cup of tea.

86
00:09:57,701 --> 00:09:59,430
Hey, don't let Yin scare you off.

87
00:09:59,603 --> 00:10:01,662
She only has it out for the Batman.

88
00:10:03,340 --> 00:10:04,864
Listen, Ethan. I...

89
00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:08,271
- Just a second.
- Yeah. Me too.

90
00:10:11,448 --> 00:10:12,779
<i>- Bennett.
- It's Yin.</i>

91
00:10:12,950 --> 00:10:14,212
<i>We have a Joker sighting.</i>

92
00:10:14,384 --> 00:10:16,249
The Gallery Theatricum on 23rd.

93
00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:18,217
I'm across town but on my way.

94
00:10:18,956 --> 00:10:21,049
Hey, Bruce, gotta jet.

95
00:10:21,358 --> 00:10:23,417
Wasn't there something
you wanted to tell me?

96
00:10:23,594 --> 00:10:24,583
It'll keep.

97
00:10:28,332 --> 00:10:30,562
It'll have to keep.

98
00:10:54,858 --> 00:10:59,056
Such a winning solid-gold smile,
<i>mon</i> fr?re.

99
00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:03,297
Shame about your ugly stepsister.

100
00:11:05,202 --> 00:11:07,466
Turn that ?own upside down.

101
00:11:09,773 --> 00:11:13,140
- Whoops.
- Yeah. Whoops.

102
00:11:13,310 --> 00:11:15,642
I hope this means
your chief finally figured out...

103
00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:17,508
...I'm a greater menace than Batman.

104
00:11:17,681 --> 00:11:19,308
Oh, by the way, detective...

105
00:11:19,483 --> 00:11:22,611
...have you met my colleagues,
Judy and Punch?

106
00:11:31,528 --> 00:11:33,393
This one's  worthless now.

107
00:11:33,564 --> 00:11:36,431
- And its partner's gone.
- Not for long.

108
00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,535
I just tapped into Bennett's GPS unit.

109
00:11:54,084 --> 00:11:55,381
Sawdust.

110
00:11:56,019 --> 00:11:57,884
Flecked with blue?

111
00:12:06,730 --> 00:12:09,392
All good things must come to an end.

112
00:12:09,566 --> 00:12:14,333
Including my last batch of Joker Putty.

113
00:12:15,038 --> 00:12:19,031
The chief has a zero-tolerance policy
just for creeps like you, Joker.

114
00:12:19,877 --> 00:12:21,640
He'll never pay ransom for me.

115
00:12:21,812 --> 00:12:24,872
I don't need ransom, handsome.

116
00:12:25,048 --> 00:12:27,016
Gotham is putty in my hands.

117
00:12:27,451 --> 00:12:30,147
I take what I want, when I want.

118
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:33,687
I'm simply out to prove
to your beefy chiefy once and for all...

119
00:12:33,857 --> 00:12:36,382
...that Joker is the master of menace.

120
00:12:36,560 --> 00:12:38,824
By breaking one <i>of</i> Gotham's finest.

121
00:12:39,296 --> 00:12:41,287
I won't break your bones, detective.

122
00:12:41,465 --> 00:12:43,990
I'm going to snap your twig.

123
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:54,537
When Joker's through
clowning with you...

124
00:12:54,711 --> 00:12:57,703
...you won't know
where to find your mind.

125
00:13:07,057 --> 00:13:11,153
<i>- Sir, is Detective Bennett our new ally?
- Not yet.</i>

126
00:13:11,795 --> 00:13:13,786
These blue specks...

127
00:13:14,564 --> 00:13:18,398
...traces of stale sugar on this sawdust.

128
00:13:18,702 --> 00:13:21,068
- Cotton candy.
<i>- Sir?</i>

129
00:13:38,755 --> 00:13:44,716
A very thin line separates
normality from insanity.

130
00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:51,124
<i>He made you look like clowns.</i>

131
00:13:55,305 --> 00:13:57,603
<i>Detective, we're on the same side.</i>

132
00:13:59,476 --> 00:14:02,502
<i>And you can kiss your badge goodbye.</i>

133
00:14:03,013 --> 00:14:05,743
<i>Life brings thousands of tiny torments...</i>

134
00:14:05,916 --> 00:14:09,852
<i>...in all shapes, sizes and flavors.</i>

135
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:12,545
Wouldn't you say, detective?

136
00:14:14,524 --> 00:14:16,788
Chief. Back off!

137
00:14:18,862 --> 00:14:19,851
Bennett.

138
00:14:20,664 --> 00:14:22,188
This is not my fault, chief.

139
00:14:22,366 --> 00:14:23,594
<i>No, no.</i>

140
00:14:24,034 --> 00:14:26,764
Ah, so we have issues with the boss, eh?

141
00:14:27,704 --> 00:14:28,932
Well, who doesn't?

142
00:14:29,106 --> 00:14:31,472
Bosses make terrific tormentors.

143
00:14:31,641 --> 00:14:36,271
Tote that barge, lift that bale,
rewrite that script, sort that mail.

144
00:14:36,713 --> 00:14:40,308
All it takes is one too many orders
to make the cuckoo call.

145
00:14:44,121 --> 00:14:47,488
<i>All it takes is one rotten day...</i>

146
00:14:47,657 --> 00:14:51,650
<i>...to transform a normal man
into a monster.</i>

147
00:14:53,096 --> 00:14:57,032
Well, in my case,
a rotten day and a chemical bath.

148
00:15:11,148 --> 00:15:14,379
So the giraffe turns
to the police chief and says:

149
00:15:14,551 --> 00:15:17,486
�The last thing I saw was
that screw-loose detective...

150
00:15:17,654 --> 00:15:22,091
...trying to pick the nuts
out of the fruitcake.�

151
00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:27,158
Nuts out of the fruitcake.

152
00:15:32,002 --> 00:15:34,937
Detective, my therapy worked.

153
00:15:35,105 --> 00:15:39,599
It seems you and I finally share
the same sense <i>of</i> humor.

154
00:15:41,378 --> 00:15:43,141
Don't fool yourself, Joker.

155
00:15:43,313 --> 00:15:45,042
Bennett plays for my team.

156
00:15:46,683 --> 00:15:48,048
Yin?

157
00:15:48,218 --> 00:15:50,118
The yin to his yang.

158
00:15:50,287 --> 00:15:53,120
Drop it, or laughing boy gets it.

159
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:57,488
You don't know what
this stuff does to humans.

160
00:16:02,299 --> 00:16:04,130
For that matter, neither do I.

161
00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:06,030
Let's find out.

162
00:16:06,203 --> 00:16:07,329
No!

163
00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:14,704
Now we'll never know.

164
00:16:22,953 --> 00:16:24,716
Bennett, you all right?

165
00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:27,152
Yeah, go. Get Joker.

166
00:17:09,032 --> 00:17:14,436
You think this is confusing.
try living inside my head.

167
00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:20,107
Through the looking glass, Batsy.

168
00:17:20,277 --> 00:17:22,302
Where comedy is tragedy.

169
00:17:22,479 --> 00:17:23,707
Down is up.

170
00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,279
Black is white.

171
00:17:26,783 --> 00:17:28,011
You're out of luck.

172
00:17:48,305 --> 00:17:49,636
Say cheese.

173
00:17:57,314 --> 00:17:59,782
The tragedy.

174
00:18:00,984 --> 00:18:02,576
Hold it.

175
00:18:04,454 --> 00:18:07,582
There's nowhere to go, Batman.

176
00:18:18,301 --> 00:18:22,101
Go. You saved my partner's life.
This is the repayment of that debt.

177
00:18:22,272 --> 00:18:23,534
A onetime deal.

178
00:18:23,974 --> 00:18:25,566
The next time we meet, Batman...

179
00:18:25,742 --> 00:18:28,404
...the mask comes off.

180
00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:42,323
Have a rotten day, detective.

181
00:18:45,662 --> 00:18:48,096
Kudos to my department
for capturing Joker.

182
00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:51,428
Without the Batman's help, I might add.

183
00:18:51,935 --> 00:18:53,334
You gotta be kidding me!

184
00:18:53,503 --> 00:18:55,562
We're playing cleanup, like always.

185
00:18:55,739 --> 00:18:58,503
The Batman saved my butt tonight!

186
00:18:58,675 --> 00:19:00,267
Chief, did the Batman catch Joker?

187
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:03,276
There will be no further comment.
No comment!

188
00:19:04,581 --> 00:19:06,310
Are you out of your mind, Bennett?

189
00:19:06,483 --> 00:19:08,644
I suppose you let the Bat
waltz out of here too.

190
00:19:08,818 --> 00:19:11,912
- Chief, it wasn't Bennett's fault. I...
- I don't wanna hear it, Yin.

191
00:19:12,088 --> 00:19:14,750
I warned you, Bennett. You're suspended.

192
00:19:14,924 --> 00:19:17,484
- Chief. you got it all...
- It's all right, Yin.

193
00:19:17,661 --> 00:19:20,892
I'm not so sure the badge
suits me anymore.

194
00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:39,511
Bennett.

195
00:19:40,016 --> 00:19:41,881
Ethan? It's Bruce.

196
00:19:42,052 --> 00:19:45,510
<i>- You sound sick.
- Yeah. Rough night, Bruce.</i>

197
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:48,419
I may be going through some changes.

198
00:19:48,792 --> 00:19:51,090
- Tell you all about it tomorrow.
- Over coffee?

199
00:19:51,261 --> 00:19:54,094
No, let's shoot some
hoops at the old gym.

200
00:19:56,132 --> 00:19:57,622
I need to blow off some steam.

201
00:19:57,801 --> 00:20:00,269
Hey, what was it you wanted
to tell me today?

202
00:20:00,737 --> 00:20:02,728
Tomorrow. Over hoops.

203
00:20:03,106 --> 00:20:04,937
Deal.

204
00:20:04,987 --> 00:20:09,537
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